The human & the Snorlax

Twenty years of airports taught me where to eat.

Now I'm sharing all of it — the meals, the maps, the cards, and the naps.

Kuma HP ∞

Refined Palate — instantly detects whether a meal is worth waking up for.

Big Nap — restores all energy. Required after every great meal.

Eager for adventure. Allergic to horrible food.

Official taste-tester

Meet Kuma

My partner in crime is Kuma, a Snorlax with a serious appetite for adventure and an even more serious appetite for everything else. He's always ready to eat and always ready to nap — usually in that order.

Don't let the sleepy exterior fool you. Kuma has a remarkably refined palate, and he is famously allergic to horrible food. If a spot makes the site, it means it cleared the Kuma bar.

Type: Snorlax · Adventure-class
Loves: Big meals, bigger naps, new places
Allergic to: Horrible food (breaks out in disappointment)
Catchphrase: "Eat first. Nap immediately after."

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From frequent flyer to full-time eater

I spent twenty years as a tech consultant, living out of a carry-on and clocking serious miles for business. The job took me everywhere — and somewhere along the way the best part of every trip stopped being the meetings and started being the meals.

After leaving consulting and moving into industry, I finally have the room to do the things I actually love: collecting, cooking, and chasing down an adventure wherever I land. This site is where all of that lives.

Expect honest takes on places worth traveling for, recipes I'm tinkering with at home, and a healthy obsession with trading cards. I'm hands-on with everything — and I'd rather show you than tell you.

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Eat everywhere

From street carts to white tablecloths. The best bite isn't always the fanciest one.

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Collect & trade

Pokémon, One Piece, and Final Fantasy. Always hunting, occasionally selling.

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Stay hands-on

Cooking it, building it, going there. If it can be done in person, count me in.